Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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