So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
40s are totally the cure
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.