He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.