It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So much puke
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups