I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool