this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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