it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
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atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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