you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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