sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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