i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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