Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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