Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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