So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...