Dual....:-)
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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