Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You have to summon your inner elephant
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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