i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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