My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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