Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants