I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can't turn off my feet"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus