i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.