I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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