there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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