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I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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