I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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