what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.