69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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