chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?