just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?