I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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