he wants to bone in the snuggie
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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