So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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