turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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