My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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