hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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