I hate all girls vehemently.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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