This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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