so explain again why im purple
no
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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