Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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