I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.