I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.