I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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