I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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