I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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