I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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