I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm always down for nudity.
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