I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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