I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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