And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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