drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize