After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He did a backflip because drugs
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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