Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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