I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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