we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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