Apparently you make a good broom.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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