Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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