Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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