Just mADE A PArabola og urine
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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